Events

Dec
1
Sat
Codedruns Unleashed House party @ The Duplex ( undisclosed)
Dec 1 @ 20:15 – Dec 2 @ 08:00
Codedruns Unleashed House party @ The Duplex ( undisclosed)

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, 

It’s our honour to invite you to Codedruns.com Unleashed House party

Why Not Come and be Adventurous

Adults Only Fun Filled Fantasies

Definitely Not for the Faint Hearted

But come and see for yourselves

It’s going to Be Fun Fun Fun. 

    • 20 Gentlemen and 15 hand-picked, exquisite, well-groomed Escorts with finesse etiquette.
    • Well-furnished 5 bedroom Duplex villa.
    • Police Protection outside, Experience Bouncers inside
    • Assured privacy and protection.
    • No camera or video equipment present.
    • Exclusive DJ to create a groovy-soothing ambience.
    • All-inclusive- Drinks- Food-Snacks- Durex-
    • Private property, you can bring your own stimulant. We will not supply that.
    • Private Nurse on standby with CPR machine and Basic first Aid.
    • Chilled atmosphere- No rush, we‘ve got all Night to party.
    • Lots of sexual party games.
    • Opportunity to meet, play, mingle with top business executives and sweetest escorts in the game.
    • N100, 000.00 per Ticket.
    • Only 20 Tickets available.
    • Buy a ticket, you Nominate two escorts to be considered for invite.
    • Full Refund, Cancel any time up until 3 days to the party. Afterwards, Part refund.
    • First come, First serve. Only 20 tickets. (2 Booked – 18  to go)

 

Contact Admin for Booking and Reservation

whatsapp chat:  +2348173714967

Dec
21
Fri
Codedruns Xmas Party
Dec 21 @ 23:16 – Dec 22 @ 09:00

details coming soon….

 

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two Prostitutes — $50.00.”

A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign Or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.”

One of the girls asked the officer, “How come you don’t stop them?!”

“Well, that’s a little different; the officer smiled “Their sign pertains to religion.”

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50.00.”

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